Reading the papers to pass the time and I happened upon this gem from Littlejohn in the Mail...made me chortle...hope it makes you smile too.
WINNING BY A LENGTH...
Viagra has been added to the list of performanceenhancing drugs banned by the international athletics authorities.
Unlike some other stimulants, it shouldn't be too difficult to detect, especially given the skin-tight Lycra running shorts they all wear these days.
How could a pill designed to help out in the bedroom department give an athlete an advantage on the track?
I'd have thought it would be more of a handicap in the hurdles and the high jump. I suppose it could give you the edge in a tight photofinish, though it might also give rise to terrible confusion in the 400 metres relay when they come to pass the baton.
But in what other events could Viagra tip the balance? Pole-vault, maybe.
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Bunny
anyone has the right to be stupid...some just abuse the privilege
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