How on earth do you put down a spider?
Reminds me of a joke...
Teacher asked children in class to research something to do with animals. Next Lesson clever Dick brought in a spider. Teacher asked him to demonstate his research. Dick put the spider on the desk and shouted 'walk forward' the spider scuttled forward. Dick shouted 'walk back' the spider scuttled back. Then Dick picked up the spider and pulled all its legs of...put it back on the table and shouted 'forward' the spider didn't move. Dick shouted 'back'...the spider didn't move.
Teacher asked Dick 'so what does that prove?'
Dick's answer was 'if you pull a spiders legs off oit makes them deaf'
OK I'm going lol