Cardiologist's funeral

**Sooty** · #1 (**permalink**) 08-08-2008, 10:05 AM

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral.
A huge heart covered in flowers and ribbons stood behind the coffin during the service.

Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the coffin slowly rolled inside.

The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter.

When all eyes stared at him, he said, “I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral ...I'm a gynaecologist.”

Along the row there was a loud thud...................

The proctologist had fainted!!!

**Adam** · #2 (**permalink**) 08-08-2008, 10:10 AM

Escafeldia · #3 (**permalink**) 08-08-2008, 10:27 AM

Fantastic!! Errr --- what's a "proctologist"?

(just kidding)

Discovery · #4 (**permalink**) 08-08-2008, 11:05 AM

Good one!

**Amy-Hols** · #5 (**permalink**) 08-08-2008, 01:34 PM

Brilliant

madEvie · #6 (**permalink**) 08-08-2008, 01:43 PM

ohhh i say

Escafeldia · #7 (**permalink**) 08-08-2008, 06:15 PM

After watching the opening of the Olympic Games in Beijing and seeing all the tricks which the Chinese have pulled out of the hat I thought that this cartoon would put another angle on the Proctologist with an Olympic twist.