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1) "Aim towards the Enemy." Instruction printed on US Rocket Launcher

2) "Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs are guaranteed to always hit the ground." USAF

3) "When the enemy is in range, so are you." Infantry Journal

4) "It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed." U.S. Air Force Manual

5) "Tracers work both ways." U.S. Army Ordnance

6) "Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid."

7) "If you see a bomb technician running, follow him." USAF

8) "Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death ... I Shall Fear No Evil. For I am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." At the entrance to the old SR-71 operating base Kadena,Japan

9) "You've never been lost until you've been lost at Mach 3." Paul F. Crickmore (test pilot)

10) "The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire."

11) "Blue water Navy truism: There are more planes in the ocean than submarines in the sky." --From an old carrier sailor

12) "If the wings are traveling faster than the fuselage, it's probably a helicopter -and therefore, unsafe."

13) "When one engine fails on a twin-engine airplane you always have enough power left to get you to the scene of the crash."
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