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Old 21-08-2008, 11:03 AM
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I found this one great!

My fave is number 10!

Sting is top of the misheard pop charts - Telegraph
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We have another one that we came up with for the Duran Duran song 'Girls on Film'

Instead of girls on film, we thought it sounded more like 'your dog smells'
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maybe we could make our own list...I remember a mate in the pub saying that he was convinced the backing vocals on this track were bananas up yer a***

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I have a great one...... I misheard the Artful Dodger & Craig David's "Woman Trouble" as "On My Carpet"
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I like the misheard - :Instead of "spare him his life from this monstrosity", "spare him his life from his Mum's sausages."

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Going slightly off topic here. Years ago there used to be a couple who played live music in local pubs round the area. My then boyfriend & I at the time used to go & watch them play. when it came to them doing Kylie Minogues 'Locomotion' we would change the lyrics slightly. So instead of singing 'you've got to swing your hips now' we changed it to 'you've got to swing your pants now'. We did it so many times the couple who were singing started doing the same,
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Old 14-10-2008, 01:31 PM
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Well there's always the Enya song Orinocco flow that I thought said 'save the whale, save the whale'.

A rather old Beatles one: Eleanor Rigby picks up the flies in the church where her wedding has been.



All this Bohemian Rhapsody stuff reminded me of this

The Curry Song
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