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List them here, it doesn't matter how old they are.
Here's a few to start
Scotch VHS skeleton - Re-record not fade away
Heineken - De warta in Majawka dun taste like wot it owta
Martini - Getting your head down sweetie. .... Good idea
Boddingtons - Melanie Sykes the cream of Manchester
I searched You Tube for my favourite (Pirelli tyres Gripping stuff ad with the the a man, an glamorous two timing wife, a Countach with doctored brakes, and an alpine road) but it's not there
No that's an urban myth Elvis's Dad (Ross McManus) wrote the song and provided the voice over. Elvis Costello provided backing vocals. The actor is Royce Mills